Fr3sh H4x

readme.md

@@ -1,3 +1,9 @@
-### 1337 H4X SERVED UP DAILY
+## 1337 H4X SERVED UP DAILY
 
-Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams
+### Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams
+
+In order to run this script, you need to be root in tty1. This was made as a quick joke, not a durable script.
+
+---
+
+Credit is due towards Thajohns who also worked on this script a bit

rekt.sh

@@ -1,19 +1,24 @@
 #!/bin/bash
 
-amixer -D hw:1 sset Master mute
 cat hack.txt
 sleep 1
 while true; do
 	cat hack.txt
-	for i in {0..10}; do
-		if [ 7 -eq 1 ]; then shred -n1 /dev/fb0; fi; dd if=/dev/fb0 of=/dev/fb0 bs=157 skip=57 2>/dev/null && sleep 0.01
-		dd if=/dev/urandom bs=100 count=3 2>/dev/null
+	for ((i=0;i<=`expr 3 + $RANDOM % 10`;i++)); do
+		if [ `expr $RANDOM % 8` -eq 1 ]; then shred -n1 /dev/fb0; fi; dd if=/dev/fb0 of=/dev/fb0 bs=157 skip=57 2>/dev/null && sleep 0.01
+		dd if=/dev/urandom bs=`expr $RANDOM % 125` count=3 2>/dev/null
 	done;
 	shred -n`expr $RANDOM % 1000` /dev/fb0
-	dd if=/dev/urandom bs=30 count=1 2>/dev/null | toilet --gay
-	for i in {0..10}; do
-		if [ 7 -eq 1 ]; then shred -n1 /dev/fb0; fi; dd if=/dev/fb0 of=/dev/fb0 bs=143 skip=13 2>/dev/null && sleep 0.01
-		dd if=/dev/urandom bs=100 count=3 2>/dev/null
+	dd if=/dev/urandom bs=77 count=1 2>/dev/null | toilet --gay
+	for ((i=0;i<=`expr 3 + $RANDOM % 10`;i++)); do
+		if [ `expr $RANDOM % 8` -eq 1 ]; then shred -n1 /dev/fb0; fi; dd if=/dev/fb0 of=/dev/fb0 bs=143 skip=13 2>/dev/null && sleep 0.01
+		dd if=/dev/urandom bs=99 count=3 2>/dev/null
 	done;
 	shred -n`expr $RANDOM % 1000` /dev/fb0
+	c=`expr $RANDOM % 5`
+	if [ $c -eq 1 ]; then
+		stty -F /dev/tty0 cols 1
+	else
+		stty -F /dev/tty0 cols `expr $RANDOM % 240`
+	fi
 done